Food

The worst thing on earth ever!!
It makes you ugly, unappealing and no one wants you.

I recently gained 10kg, fuck you food!!!!

by DavidandIsaac December 15, 2020

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022

Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.

Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.

by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021

Food slut

Someone who is always DTE (down to eat)

You hungry?

Not really. I already ate, but you know I'm down for dinner number two.
You're such a food slut.
I know, but it's why I make such good company.

by auntdanny April 12, 2016

Food

The only reason for living! The answer to all questions, what you eat while petting your cat! FOOD

My Netflix series just ended. :( If it weren't for my goddess food i would of jumped off a bridge!

by SyddTheeSquidd February 16, 2018

Cheerleader Food

Types of food cheerleaders should eat. Only heathly power foods such as vegetables, lean meats, low sugar drinks and lots of pure water.

Alyxis, don't get that crappy cereal. You need Cheerleader Food to stay healthy and fit for your teammates.

by Snakefreak81 May 30, 2022

Feast of Foods

A yearly office Pre-Thanksgiving pot luck feast, consisting of poor food choices that would otherwise be frowned upon (i.e. fast food, snacks, treats, candies etc.). Generally occurs the week before Thanksgiving so individuals have time to recover from the poor decisions made during the Feast.

A Feast Of Foods to celebrate the poor decisions made over the last year.

Feast of Foods is not a corporate sponsored event.

The Feast consists of all foods brown and friend.

I spent the rest of the day in the "office" after the Feast.

by Mr.Gerbik December 2, 2022