coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021

donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!

I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.

by trip ships September 13, 2021

Swamp donkey

Phil’s medium sized coon ass dick

I think i’m going to give her the ole swamp donkey

by Dicks Enormous September 13, 2021

Kinda Donkey

Refers to something or someone who is Unfair, uncool, or unskilled.

Allan- "Hey can you give me directions? My survival skills are kinda Donkey."

by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021

kinda donkey

someone who is uncool, unfair, or unskilled

Thats kinda donkey.

by mega5 September 18, 2021

Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.

You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

by PokerJon July 18, 2021

Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap

He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.

by amogus god 69 July 29, 2021