Cum catcher

(Adjective): a scarf used in 70’s porn or by sluts to wipe their mouth from excess cum after a blowjob.

Bitch use that cum catcher to clean that mess!

by Slutty scarf March 17, 2018

to catch face

to get or receive a blowjob

“i swear i need to catch face on my birthday or else imma be tight my G”

by DanZGolden July 7, 2018

Dream Catcher

When a man keeps the condom he used when he lost his virginity, and hangs it from his review mirror.

See that right there, that’s my dream catcher,earned it early freshman year, been hangin’ and bangin’ since.

by Chet Upnya July 12, 2018

Fool Catcher

A "fool catcher" is any item or device used to give away the unwanted entrance to a place or to go into an area which is restricted or be used when not authorized. In "Thunderball", James Bond puts a hair across the bottom of his hotel room closet to see if the door gets opened while he is away. Other fool catchers are bottles tied together with fishing line on a staircase, a bell or a can of nails placed on a windowsill near the catch which will fall and make noise if the window if opened or greasing the handle of a questionable knife - if it later shows a print, it was used; if it's clean later, it was used.

He tried to sneak in through the window, but the fool catcher gave him away. Or

I told her to stay out of my stuff, and I later saw the fool catcher was gone - she went in my stuff anyway.

by hiwaychild July 18, 2018

choad catcher

choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away

I saw the choad catcher yesterday

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

Summers Catch

Usually you say this to someone who plays baseball and is really good looking

Your a Summers Catch

by TrecyMac September 16, 2018

Gotum Coach

What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed

Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach

by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018