I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

by dcd$ January 21, 2011

I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

madison elle beer

Madison Elle Beers are the most amazing people on earth, they're loving and supporting! They care a lot about their fans and they spend loads of time with them.. Sadly they date fucktards.

"Woah look at that perfect girl! She must be a Madison Elle Beer!!"

by makingmeb February 21, 2017

African beer bottle

What a football/soccer supporter throws when he is upset that his team is loosing

"When I went to a D.C. United match I got hit in the head with African beer bottle

by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017

Beer Flu

The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19

YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu

by JonSturtz23 April 2, 2022

Beer Max

To beer max or beer maxing is a term used when drinking beer.

Person 1: Yo bro i'm i need to beer max today

Person 2: I'm so down with that

by Wiggisneaky April 22, 2024