A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
by Roftlmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010
Get the North American River Chickenmug. Network established in 1943, after RCA sold "The Blue Network" to Edward Noble. Merged with United Paramount Theatres (offshoot of Paramount Pictures) in 1953. Merged with Capitol Cities Broadcasting in 1985 and with Disney in 1996.
by James Barr February 7, 2005
Get the ABC (American Broadcasting Company)mug. Does not exist.
This Woman's child has treatable cancer. She is poor, fuck them, let the child die. We don't care because we don't know the difference between right and wrong. If we help her by having some form of "American Social Health Care" we will be over run by communists and Ho Chi Min will overthrow Barrack Obama.
by captain wagtail May 16, 2009
Get the American Social Health Caremug. The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".
by yuhrmahm August 17, 2010
Get the North American Male Cockmug. A sexual activity in which two people from northern America stick their assholes together and exchange their shit between assholes.
Bro it's crazy, I just tried out the north American hole exchange.
Was it good?
Ya, but my ass still burns a bit.
Was it good?
Ya, but my ass still burns a bit.
by Eggs317 April 21, 2021
Get the north American hole exchangemug. There goes the last great american dynasty, who know if she never showed up what could've been?
She had a marvelous time ruining everything.
She had a marvelous time ruining everything.
by the_weirdo_on_maple_street_11 January 2, 2023
Get the The last great american dynastymug. by Cutekittys October 30, 2019
Get the half chinese half americanmug.