shex monkey

a. a random outburst that one may scream if angered, aroused, or in extreme pain

b. a monkey that beyond adorable

-founded by Natalie B.

a. guy kicks friend in the balls -- "SHEX MONKEY!"

b. people visting the congo -- "Aw, look at that little shex monkey!!!"

by Natalie B. May 23, 2006

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Goo Monkey

A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing.

Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!

by Black Op August 27, 2009

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Monkey Prison

1.The state you arrive at after munching too many disco biscuits and snorting too much nose dance and cant get to sleep.

2.A prison in mozambique

1.After a relentless night of getting fucked, Ian found himself in monkey prison.

2."Darnell's in monkey prison for killing goats with a saucy hotdog".

by Ted Demon January 17, 2009

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bog monkey

"Bog monkeys" are an army of monkeys that can be sentenced onto someone

For example: "I'm going to send my bog monkeys" for you.

by GoatsnMonkeys May 25, 2017

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Milk Monkey

One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.

That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.

by The Stiffis May 27, 2010

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