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Josh

Josh:

Typical white name

If Mexican: it’s because his mom’s probably religious.
If Black: your mom hated you and slept with a Josh ( The white one)

Josh’s normally are very caring, outgoing, love to be the center of attention, and love gifting over receiving. They are loyal but will fuck you over if you play with their emotions. They are always aware of their surroundings and will protect what they love.

Josh’s are also horny badtards. But are very picky who they sleep with.

They have enormous veiny cocks that have. Slight curve. Women who hook up with Josh’s normally have a shitty sex life only because they compare their current partner to Josh’s.

Josh’s are all hard workers. But they also work smart. They are visionary leaders and lead by example. they are excellent fathers who will do anything for their children.

Overall Josh is a 9/10.
Great fathers, great friends, amazing lovers and Husbands and workers with huge cocks.
“Omg I heard Josh Wife has a limo due to his massive cock. “
“ Why can’t you be more like Josh?”
“ I heard Josh has an enormous cock!”
“Did you hear Josh got a promotion?” Yeah he deserved it “
“ I wish I could find me a Josh, he’s a great father and Husband”
“ Did you hear Josh bought his wife of 15yrs her dream house, dream car, and sent her to school Incase something happened to him?”
by Sonik0823 December 23, 2023
mugGet the Joshmug.

Josh

Josh is just a mad cunt really
by Usseater69 July 30, 2021
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Josh

A small man, who is easily whipped by his girlfriend. Normally follows football half-heartedly and is renown for having a tiny penis.
That Josh has such a small penis
by legend111111111 December 2, 2019
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Josh

Has eyes like the ocean has a massive cock and he pulls the fittest girls out there
Omg I would get fully naked for Josh
by I love Josh August 17, 2022
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/josh

Josh is an infamous person who lives in Brooksville Florida, He's known for being very narcissistic and rude, obsessed with war, being very short, and homophobic, When you use the term /josh you are showing you're mocking him, It's a tone indicator, Very similar to /j and /s
I HATE GAY PEOPLE SO GOD DAMN MUCH /josh
by EKYank March 23, 2023
mugGet the /joshmug.

Josh

A terrible quarterback that throws interceptions all day and tries to be black
Man josh lost us the game
by Nigger faggot ass hoe May 26, 2019
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Soggy Josh

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh. Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, Ben came straightaway from all pornhub practice and Lopes had to eat Josh.
by Numbfairylol July 3, 2024
mugGet the Soggy Joshmug.

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