Wet Dylan

When you are licking someone's butthole and use the juice to give someone a wet willy

my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Dylan.

by pastoorlul October 31, 2018

wet noodle

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.

by poodlesofnoodles May 13, 2017

fucking wet

an idiot

mate, your a fucking wet

by laylalowe October 10, 2017

Wet Willy

When someone sticks their wet/gross fingers in someone's ear filled with mouth mucus. If a guy does it to a guy, he's probably gay.

A guy gave me a wet willy, I think he just came out!

by dirtyboiwhocreams January 4, 2017

Wet Weetabix

A girl that you would recommend or eat out again

She sure is nutritious wet weetabix

by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021

Wet Towel Test

The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.

He may be an asshole, but he can pass the wet towel test. He must be worth something.

by Atomic_Barrage May 26, 2010

Wet Ski Mask

the canadian sex act similar to the Angry Dragon where both participants are outside (most likely in the snow) and the girl is wearing a ski mask. The ejaculate then gets all inside the ski mask.

James: Hey dude, you might want to wash your ski mask before you use it.

Rich: Why?

James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.

by Rich the jerkhole January 1, 2012