when someone is strung all the way out on meth gone with the wind and thinking crazy things they have a look on their face like duuuuuuhhhh!!!!! they need to lay down sleep it off and come back down to earth!!!!
hey dude i got on one the other day i was totally on planet west... had to sleep a few days and come back down to earth...
by loveyourface99 February 23, 2011

by Wh0ręh0u5e23 March 17, 2021

A shitty school in Albuquerque that keeps getting shot up because the dean is too busy paying for Weight watchers to afford 2 security guards. (yes, I'm talking about you, Jackie.)
by fuckwmhs2024 April 16, 2024

by fun. February 2, 2012

Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).
by Iamtotallynotashark March 9, 2024

You are as cool as Kanye WEST, that is why they call you "West".
You are super cute, friendly and trustworthy. You can be a bit clumsy or a crackhead sometimes, but people do love that energy of yours. They also hype you up at parties, because you can dance but you are shy around that many people. Hiking and going on adventures is now a daily routine for you. Enjoy your life now!
You are super cute, friendly and trustworthy. You can be a bit clumsy or a crackhead sometimes, but people do love that energy of yours. They also hype you up at parties, because you can dance but you are shy around that many people. Hiking and going on adventures is now a daily routine for you. Enjoy your life now!
Only real ones are named West.
Bring West to the party too! Buddy is always lit!!
Aww, West you are such a sweet girl. Thank you for this beautiful present!
Bring West to the party too! Buddy is always lit!!
Aww, West you are such a sweet girl. Thank you for this beautiful present!
by thegirlnextdoor_72 June 3, 2020

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
