Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010

Beast Walk

When your werewolf boyfriend goes for a morning stroll

"did you hear? jonnies boyfriend went for a Beast walk yesterday and found 40$"

"Beast walk? I didn't Know jonnie was into werewolves"

by MonsterFuckerKai August 19, 2021

food walking

When you're hungry and your waiting for your friends to get ready to leave so you start walking around the kitchen eating food as fast as you can.

" My mom and brother were taking to long to get ready so I started food walking."

by TharOneOtaku December 29, 2016

Walk of Shame

When you run out of toilet paper and your the unlucky to leave the bathroom with shit still on your ass and get more toilet paper.

Kevin ran out of toilet paper and I was asleep so he had to take the walk of shame and get more.

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021

Walking Peterhead

That strap or horseshoe half ring of hair behind a partially bald man's skull that runs from the the top of the right ear to the top of the left ear.

Sean told me that strip of hair on MacIntyre's head makes him look like a walking Peterhead.

by Count Chuckula August 24, 2022

Walk-by

Walk-by is an act of agression. It is when you walk in someone's room and take a shit (fart) and run back outside.

I did a walk-by on my brother's room
And that's why he beated me up.

by YourNeighbour123 November 9, 2019