a turd with burnt hair 

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

a turd with burnt hair by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Cat turd 

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

Cat turd by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

Show turd 

One whose actions are purely performative and attention seeking and without substance.

While some politicians serve their constituencies, others are merely show turds.

Show turd by St.K November 21, 2024

Cum Turd 

The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.

“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”

Cum Turd by 0s0r0 December 6, 2024

Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.

"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."

Pussy Turd by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025

Amber Turd 

Did you impersonate me retard? Are you like Destiny? Did you do what Destiny did?

Hym "If I fly to Spain and ask Amber Turd... What would she say, Elon? If I check the bank account of Sam Altman's sister... What would I find?"

Amber Turd by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler 

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler by BeauFool June 4, 2025