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Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter
by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014
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Fake friend day

Omg today is fake friend day post that bitch that be talking abt yu
by Janitor November 11, 2021
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Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
Fake friends talk behind your back.
by kylierg October 7, 2019
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Fake friend

When your so what friends say “get the f**k out” to her best friend and makes you take the blame for everything. Also they talk sh*t.
by Slimy goat March 15, 2023
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Fake Ass Friend Day

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend
by yeah i make the best days November 8, 2021
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Fake gilbar

Gilbar; A nickname given to resident(s) of the English north eastern housing estate Ingleby Barwick.

A fake gilbar also gilbar-fake ; a person(s) who falsely associates with gilbar culture , often for reasons of personal gain. /A person(s) who poses as a true gilbar when they are only a gilbar on a superficial level/ Derogatory term given to a gilbar who insults gilbar culture .
"I hate Ingleby barwick"

"But you're a gilbar aren't you?"
"Yeah"
"You're a fake gilbar!"
by LVGURL July 4, 2018
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