cookie mush

Cookie mush is when Pisstner puts what shes grateful for on her thanksgiving list and we all convince her it's something bad.

Pisstner: "I'm gonna make cookie mush"
Ives and I: oh my god pisstner you dont even know what that means!

by Hondacf100! November 16, 2025

Cookie Dough Whore

A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!

"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."

by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022

Cookie

To suckith of a dick

Kenneth said he gone give me a cookie

by ZXECC November 25, 2020

Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.

Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?

by Dosso90 July 20, 2025

Cookie 2

The smaller second breast of a Woman.

I fondled cookie 2 after fondling her cookie.

by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022

Ghetto cookie

A type of sandwich cookie that is low quality and cheap. Often found in liquor stores / bodegas and price varies $1 to $2 US dollars.

If you’re going to the store and you pick up some ghetto cookies?

by Ceedeath October 6, 2023

Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025