Gock-Clown

When you dress up like a clown and throat cock so deep that your nose honks on the pubic bone.

My mrs likes to play dress up, so last night she spiced things up by dressing like she works at the circus, and deepthroated me like a good little Gock-Clown

by RightGuardMan April 20, 2025

Coastal Clown

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.

When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.

by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025

Clown

Definition: You

You ain't just a clown, you're the whole damn circus

by FranFerdinand May 12, 2025

Clown Physics

Whenever something erradic happens in the binding of isaac, that defies the normal gameplay physics. A term coined by Sinvicta, to excuse his lack of skill.

That sprite getting jostled by my shot is a great example of this game's ridiculous clown physics

by NonStopMunchies May 14, 2025

Clowning

To set aside time to waste time, typically done on one’s phone in one’s bed but can be done in group settings.

I was clowning for three hours before I went to bed last night

by neptunelovesme December 4, 2022

momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.

Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.

by QuacksO December 19, 2022

clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022