wet pretzel

Noun: Limp Dick, A.K.A. Flaccid Penis

"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"

by Maserati1 October 19, 2015

fucking wet

an idiot

mate, your a fucking wet

by laylalowe October 10, 2017

wet noodle

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.

by poodlesofnoodles May 13, 2017

Wet Willy

When someone sticks their wet/gross fingers in someone's ear filled with mouth mucus. If a guy does it to a guy, he's probably gay.

A guy gave me a wet willy, I think he just came out!

by dirtyboiwhocreams January 4, 2017

Wet Dylan

When you are licking someone's butthole and use the juice to give someone a wet willy

my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Dylan.

by pastoorlul October 31, 2018

Wet Weetabix

A girl that you would recommend or eat out again

She sure is nutritious wet weetabix

by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021

Wet Towel Test

The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.

He may be an asshole, but he can pass the wet towel test. He must be worth something.

by Atomic_Barrage May 26, 2010