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Westbrook syndrome

An affliction that has occurred with great frequency amongst older white men. Symptoms include frequent urination, excess sarcasm, flatulence, involuntary hand movements, obsessive compulsive behavior, pornography addiction, strong religious beliefs including a belief that Santa is the ultimate savior. Easily identifiable by a propensity to drink B Cellars wine in a styrofoam cup with a plastic straw. Affliction is not treatable but does not negatively impact life expectancy.
Ken had no idea that he was afflicted by the Westbrook syndrome. He also had no idea his name was really Ethan.
by Sommesc December 14, 2018
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Pajama Syndrome

Staying in your pajamas all day, thereby losing the will to do anything productive. Lots of lounging around and procrastination will ensue.
Isabella: Did you study for the history test?

Danielle: No, I had total pajama syndrome this weekend! I watched Netflix instead.
by let_it_go November 2, 2014
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Zen Syndrome

Zen Syndrome is a serious case when you simp for Nezuko. Like, what the actual fuck. You literally blackmail people with ss's. You demand for 50 high quality Nezuko pictures just to delete the ss.
Person: says something ss/blackmail worthy
Person 2: Thanks for the ss
Person: Delete it
Peroson 2: Alr, gimme 80 high quality pics of Nezuko
Person: Bro, you have Zen Syndrome
by Iris_is_tall November 27, 2020
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Airpods Syndrome

A syndrome when person repeatedly taps on his ears to switch a song even if he has no airpods in his ears
Person 1: Why did you just tap on your ears?
Person 2: Oh snap, I forgot I ain't got my airpods on
Person 1: It's Airpods Syndrome dude.
by GrekaOverReka February 11, 2021
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sinan syndrome

its when a girl falls in love and does stupid stuff like taking their picture or following everyone that they follow and when they figure it out blaming them for the weird stuff you do and becoming delusional
Girl 1: Ughh this guy wont leave me alone

Girl 2: Arent you the one who takes pictures of him and put it on your walls and stare while trying to fall asleep

Girl 1: But he answered my story saying "king"

Girl 2: Girl you have serious sinan syndrome
by aybkiee December 17, 2022
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Rayhardy syndrome

Refers to a condition in which an individual walks in a severely hunched position. Often the side profile of someone with Rayhardy syndrome closely resembles a 90 degree or right angle.

Most often, an individual with a Rayhardy condition will walk aimlessly for hours at a time. Also, they are impervious to sunburn.
Oh snap...that guy walks like he has Rayhardy syndrome. Life is unfair (gasp).

Often a parental figure will shut down the annoying requests of their children with the retort, "You will get that when Rayhardy straightens up!"
by TopTenMen December 18, 2020
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Bruno syndrome

Bruno syndrome is a syndrome where there is no brain and only Bruno madrigal (from encanto)
Person 1: I have Bruno syndrome.
Person 2: whats that?
Person 1: I have no brain, only Bruno.
by 0li January 11, 2022
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