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Westbrook syndrome

An affliction that has occurred with great frequency amongst older white men. Symptoms include frequent urination, excess sarcasm, flatulence, involuntary hand movements, obsessive compulsive behavior, pornography addiction, strong religious beliefs including a belief that Santa is the ultimate savior. Easily identifiable by a propensity to drink B Cellars wine in a styrofoam cup with a plastic straw. Affliction is not treatable but does not negatively impact life expectancy.

Ken had no idea that he was afflicted by the Westbrook syndrome. He also had no idea his name was really Ethan.

by Sommesc December 14, 2018