Kankles the clown

a miserable clown who is constantly mocked and judge by one cruel world

"Kankles the clown here, professional party entertainer, licensed taxidermist, agent whatever you need me here for, I am Kankles the clown"

by funnybunnyguy July 26, 2022

clown

the idiot I have to deal with every day; who chugs 2 liters of water and finds out it's dangerous for her health, who looks like pennywise everytime she smiles, and who walks around with sunglasses and a cup of tea in the middle of the winter

Annael is a clown.

by hwuqiu288 April 1, 2020

hannon the bozo clown

hannon the bozo clown loves dogs very much and runs over cats with her clown car runs a circus and hates babys

hannon the bozo clown

by bozos fr May 25, 2022

Clown Tail

When you fart and laugh as you pass a group of passerby’s

He clown tailed me with a grin

by BigMr.Pick October 10, 2018

clown

you

you are the clown

by zachary:))))) October 16, 2019

clown sober

Similar to Cali sober, where a person doesn’t drink or use hard drugs, but instead of weed being the only substance they partake in, they only do whip-it’s.

My boy hasn’t had a drink in a few months but he hit the whip it at the party last night, so weird

Nah dude he’s just clown sober

by doomanddumber January 18, 2023

Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022