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Call of the colonel

When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.

Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.
“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”
by Captain Greaseball September 15, 2023
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Calling the Kremlin

Q: Where’s Steve?

A: He’s calling the Kremlin.

Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.
by Manolo Cartegeña March 1, 2022
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Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 15, 2011
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