The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
Get the Texas snail trailmug. Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
Get the Texas Peachmug. The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
Get the South Texasmug. Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.
by Casper04 July 17, 2021
Get the texas whorehousemug. That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.
Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
by D Carver April 28, 2013
Get the Texas Chetmug. by Gekixo January 29, 2019
Get the texas toastedmug. When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out
by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019
Get the Texas Roadhousemug.