all my hexes live in Texas

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.

Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.

by QuacksO June 27, 2023

texas booty sauce

The mess you have to clean off your toilet after a terrible Mexican dinner.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that toilet? Its covered in some major texas booty sauce.

Guy 2: yeah man, who ever did that must have had some bad Mexican food

by Deathbybacon April 7, 2016

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024

Texas Dipper

The sexual act of your male counterpart inserting his testicles your mouth while it is filled with chili sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a Texas dipper in a motel 6 bathroom.

by theamericancock716 November 26, 2023

texas oil

Nigga it's that lean

I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension

by Purpledrankdrinker69 June 16, 2017

Texas name

Probably the coolest name ever, got plenty of cash, legend with the girls.

Texas is actually a name not only a boring state in the US.

Texas name

- Is your name Texas?
- Yes
- Dope name
- Yes
- Texas name

by Not named Texas February 21, 2019

Texas Cheesesteak

A smelly puss or when u shit in a girls puss and then fuck her

Oh yeah me and my gf tried texas cheesesteak last night, or my gf got a texas cheesesteak

by LGF FootSock August 16, 2019