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Turd

The better name used by people who don't want to say her actual name because she just dosen't deserve it.
It's Amber Turd from now on.
by marrynikole June 11, 2022
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Turd Burglar

When you need a shit so bad,it needs complete lonesome to let loose the beast, then someone walks in, causing it to be sucked back in like e g g
by WrittenToe79 June 21, 2022
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Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022
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Turd

Member of blood sets who touch themselves thinking about white men.
Hey he was turding while gigging on that white boy.
by ob=y August 16, 2022
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Turd abominator

You’re being a real turd abominator
by Nerdnerdnerd69 September 11, 2022
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bubbles turd

my buttcheeks wiggled it expanding my bubbles turd.
by lump of turd November 6, 2022
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Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022
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