His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness

"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United

by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025

Legging Virgin

Someone who wears leggings that are so tight no dick could ever get in

Don't ever date a legging virgin if you want some action.

by Badbiiiiiiiiiitch April 14, 2022

portugeese leg licker

Something to randomly shout oud during a class of some sort.

"portugeese leg licker!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Chinavide May 6, 2018

mr small legs

jeez u got some small legs n feet ? what else

who starts w a j n ends with a n

shutup mr small legs

by shutupnoob222222 October 14, 2020

dog leg

a large detour which is probably not worthwhile

Malcolm insisted on a dog leg, out to sea, to avoid orcas. He insisted the velocity made good would suffer only by a small margin.

by Cap. Sam August 14, 2024

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

Jack Leg

It's when you feel at worse for a jet lag.

Hey Roberto, did you come back from NYC?, are you having some jet lag?
OH no Aldo, I'm actually experiencing a JACK LEG. That's how tired I am

by Kingaldo November 15, 2017