Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar

Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong

by UGKDylan October 15, 2020

Long calls the sleepless night

Means I'm going to sleep or it's bed time

"Wow! It's midnight already? Well, long calls the sleepless night. See you tomorrow, guys!"

by niall_folk March 28, 2025

Paula long

A lady that watches to much tiktok and smokes to many cigs

That paula long is watching tiktoks right now

by Wammypowcoechow February 16, 2021

long black train

Large black man meat

Last weekend I wanted a long black train. It was such a large dick.

by Long black train May 6, 2023

Long Changed

Antonym of short-changing. When you get more than you bargained for, and not necessarily in a good way.

When you think you're done with all your reps, but then your trainer says, "Just FIVE more!" You have been long changed.

by snigglefitz November 28, 2019

long distance reminder

When you significant other has a remote clit stimulator placed inside of her, and you remind her that you’re thinking of her.

You sent a long distance reminder to Michelle during the workday.

by James Gresham November 19, 2023

long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with

Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•

by um....yeh October 3, 2019