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Texas Steamboat

When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.
The wife is gonna pull a texas steamboat after dinner on Friday.
by Giggles the clown May 1, 2023
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Texas Trashcan

Just after a woman pinches one off, and before a shower, she lets you take her from behind. As an act of gesture as you approach, she lifts up one of her cheeks to help you. However, after lifting her cheek, you are overcome with the awful remnants of her previous activity. You have just experienced her texas trashcan.
My girl did not tell me she had just taken a dump and told me she wanted me from behind. As I approached my landing from behind, she lifted her texas trashcan lid and I chipped a tooth.
by The BK Man November 27, 2021
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texas tahoe

A truck full of sluts wearing daisy duke shorts and wife betters. Out on the town looking to get laid after they've drank too much. They don't care what the guy's look like as long as he can bottom out.
follow that Texas tahoe. I'm gonna get laid
by Texmexi May 24, 2018
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Texas Toenail

When you remove a toenail to use it as a weapon, most commonly as a shuriken.
“Give that bitch the Texas Toenail, Jimbo!”
by TexasToenail January 16, 2019
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Texas Rodeo

When you’re about to finish in a girl, yell another girl’s name, and try to stay on her as long as possible while she’s pissed off.
“My girlfriend broke up with me when I started a Texas Rodeo.”
by fr4nzfr1es December 12, 2025
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West Texas Willie Stomp

To be completely ahead and then lose in spectacular fashion.
James had 3 of of kind but got West Texas Willie Stomped by a flush on the river.
by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025
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A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.
Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.
by dumbcherub September 7, 2019
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