eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.
Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.
by StephieJayyy September 02, 2019
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the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower
tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,
by The king Friday November 08, 2015
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2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020
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Shower-selling

“Shower selling” is a sales term used when describing a sales men who goes above and beyond to sell customers.
Yo Osama is the best sales guy in our team. His shower-selling skills are phenomenal dude!
by Shower-selling July 14, 2021
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Bizzness Shower

A bizzness shower is like a baby shower. Instead of showering your preggers friends with blue and pink gifts you get to raise your champagne glasses to a new venture. Way more fun!
On Friday we get to go to another bizzness shower! So glad we get to drink instead of have cupcakes and tea.
by BetterWisser April 23, 2019
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Yukon Shower

When you sneeze on a bald person's head thus, showering them in a fine mist of snot.
Thanks for the Yukon Shower, you asshole
by Partydude17 May 06, 2022
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shower-stomper

Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.
"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"
by Aoki-kun February 12, 2020
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