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Wonder Woman Shower 

A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.

The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.

The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

Alabama baby shower 

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member
My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower
Alabama baby shower by Dankone January 20, 2024

Golden Muck Shower 

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.
Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

toy soldier shower 

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship
Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"