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Sam

A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.
“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
I know he’s such a dickhead
by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020
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Sam Powel

The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.
I reckon I could land a minicomputer on Sam Powel.
by Yetteus May 25, 2022
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SAM

You looking like a SAM today.
by Mahharg March 3, 2020
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Sam

Sam gonna kill us all
by Dale Brady January 29, 2022
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Sam

hello im paulina sam is cool but not as cool as laura and me.
sam: im cool
paulina: no
by paulinaa February 2, 2021
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Sam Holland

A skibidi sigma who ruled during the 5th Calibration and unintentionally invented K2 spice.
by UrbanDictionaryUK January 11, 2025
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Kick ass Sam

Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.

Remember that!!!
Kick ass Sam is back in town.
Sam the man
by DUSTIN I AM September 27, 2021
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