"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."
by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025
Get the Hobby Horsingmug. a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
Get the spider horsemug. The name of a long dead account online that is the reason why you may not name yourself the same thing.
by Partydude17 November 23, 2022
Get the Beatboxing Horse Anus 33mug. An activity has become so frenzied that it has reached a fire like pace and the friction is creating smoke.
by Goblin13 December 30, 2019
Get the Smoking Like a Horsemug. Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022
Get the Boxing a Horse for Charitymug. by briannnnj November 17, 2022
Get the Horsedmug. by Lour-des Monster February 4, 2020
Get the Bangin' horsesmug.