Topiary Horse

A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.
Did anyone see Alan's date last night? She's a worse ride than the Topiary Horse.
by MaccieG August 21, 2023
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Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 05, 2021
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milk horsed

When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.
"Hey man you almost here?"

"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"
by Chadsdong November 05, 2017
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Stupid horse

When you're girlfriend or furry is extremely pissed of at your shop you then in response call her a stupid horse or an animal without purpose
by Stupid horse maker June 08, 2019
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Suck a horses cock

That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad
Guy 1: your so ugly

Guy2: go suck a horses cock
by Irregular September 26, 2019
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horse porn

that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.
jim likes watching horses fuck.

its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker
by peepeefart137293829 June 15, 2021
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An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 07, 2018
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