Muffin mix

I want blow jobs or pussy for tabs.

I got muffin mix

by Fuckyobabydaddy May 16, 2022

Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.

He is a total Alpha Muffin.

by Justall50 March 31, 2024

Sus muffin

A person who is suspicious but in a cute way

Mike is my sus muffin

by Mike who’s cheese is hairy November 7, 2021

medow muffin

a person(s) who take a shit out in a field

you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"

by The Muffinator December 14, 2008

Muffin

I had one today

Good food is muffin

by SpeedProgrammrs12 October 27, 2022

Chuzz Muffin

A really ugly annoying bitch. 9/10 named Sydney.

Guy 1: Yo that bitch sydney is a chuzz muffin
Guy 2: Ong

by MysteriousMarmot November 11, 2025

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021