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Mud blood

A term used to describe anyone who is just that anyone ass bitch who no one likes but you don’t want them to tell on you even though it is really worse than calling them every bad word in the world. Anyone called this is also a bot and someone who would cry if you said retard, faggot, and made any slight word that someone who is sensitive or takes things way to seriously says. Also this word can be used in a way to say ur adopted in a insulting way.
Ari: Taylor is a fucking retard.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.
by Charlemagne the ass April 12, 2019
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Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.
Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
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Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
by Fake Valor March 18, 2022
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Mud Blood

"I wanna get a sleeve, i don't care Whats on it" said the mud blood.
by Fancy Alien Manbot June 6, 2017
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funny mud pee

Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".
Funny mud pee! None of these are real!
by vavavo March 26, 2020
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Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.
Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.
by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022
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Kentucky Mud Dog

The act of sucking a turd out of someone’s ass.
Man this asshole guy said he wanted to fuck my girlfriend!” “You ought to show him a real asshole and make him give you a Kentucky Mud Dog!”
by Chevylanche October 16, 2025
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