Parch your lips

To (sexually) turn a girl off.
Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.
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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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break the lip

To pump the hydraulics in the back suspensions of your car and make the front lip of your ride hit the ground.
Rider #1: Check out these new hydraulics! Watch me break the lip on this ride!
by BigGangsta13 May 16, 2008
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bottle lip

The result of drinking liquor directly from The bottle. Usually causing the bottom lip to stand out in a putting manner
Ms. Edna was a profuse drinker for many years. Now she has bottle lip
by KingZulu December 21, 2017
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lip move

A move where the male sucks the lower lip of the female while making out with her. Girls can also perform this move, but it is discouraged for them and should only be used in times of desperation.
While talking to her friends, Heather said, "Justin introduced me to the lip move in the laundry room last night. Definitely made it the best make out I've ever had!"
by ya boy.com July 20, 2011
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lip of death

someone trying to intimidate you with their lips
yo, dont mess wit him hes givin you da lip of death
by robbo 69 April 19, 2006
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