School Cafeteria Kiss

when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades

dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing

by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022

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Ol’ Shit Kiss

Picking up a smudge or chunk of feces on the penis head during anal sex.

He wasn’t very clean when I pounded his mangina and he gave me the ol’ shit kiss.

I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

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Kissing the butterflies head

Pull fanny flaps apart tightly, then lick the Clitoris.

I made her come by kissing the butterflies head

by Naughty Chalky September 29, 2020

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The Sour Patch Kiss

When your lover kisses you gently on the lips and then follows through with a swift pinch to the dick.

I wanted to spice it up, so I gave him the sour patch kiss. Needless to say, he was speechless.

by PurpleBus69 May 16, 2020

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neopolitan kiss

wen u bang a girl in the mouth the pussy and then she sucks your dick and you jizz in her mouth and then you make out.

Dude: You wann neopolitan kiss
Girl: Hell ya.

by jack wilkins May 11, 2007

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Gentleman's Kiss

A soft kiss on the side of a man's scrotum as a greeting or show of appreciation. In some parts of the world, two kisses are given...one on either side (ie, Paris, Barcelona, etc.). A gentleman's kiss has also been used as a form of apology.

Gentleman #1: "Hey man. Sorry I ate the last of your Kashi cereal. Gentleman's kiss?"
Gentleman #2: "Yup."

by A True Gentleman November 10, 2010

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