Jersey

Jersey is really kind and beautiful.

No cap but a jersey is cuteeeeeeee

by Hdhdhhdhcneh June 10, 2020

Jesse

Shit for brains.

Don't pull a Jesse, he who has shit for brains.

by dianaprince6 June 12, 2020

Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.

Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.

by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020

jesseighkaugh

When a Gypsy doesn’t know proper English so they name their kid Jesseighkaugh instead of Jessica by accident, but overall Jesseighkaugh is rather dumb but managed to grab an education, she has lots of friends but she doesn’t know what deodorant is so you might want to give her a little hint

Oh look! A gypsy mum and her baby! I bet they’re going to name her Jesseighkaugh. Smh 🤦 ♀️ Gypsy’s never know proper English because they don’t go to school. Gotta stay away from that stink.

by SkittleEater July 11, 2020

Jesse

Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.

Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.

by Ese July 16, 2020

Jersey Tilt

A hard single punch/K-O usually done by a probate or a prospect. Name is from An infamous 1% sons murderous left hook shot. Newbys in some clubs made this shot a rule.

That man folded from his Jersey Tilt.

by Loki5150 July 31, 2020

Jersey

To ask someone for their phone number. But just like a sport’s jersey, you get their name and number.

Joe: “You look so good I just had to come ask if I can have your jersey?”

Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”

Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”

Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”

by RipSquad August 14, 2020