Jacob Kernehed

Shopping for biscuits with da man who make life fun

Me: I love jacob Kernehed
other: ok

by coolgirlskattis April 21, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is the type of person that will make your life complete. He will make you smile every day, give you butterflies whenever you talk and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Jacob has a cute smile and can make you laugh so much.

Did you see that beautiful boy over there? Yeah his name is Jacob, teehee

by princessshabols.cdog January 8, 2020

Jacob G.

The coolest dude that has the gayest cousin. Jacob is not only a guy that has no friends he's is a guy with no friends and no father because of a bad milk situation. Jacob has the sweetest blonde hair and blue eyes Jacob is deeply in love with a girl named ludia. And he also loves knive

My name is obviously Jacob G.

by SULVANIA March 20, 2020

Jacob

rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch

What is Jacob like?
rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch

by anonymous March 25, 2022

Jacob

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.

Yo have you seen Jacob play today?

by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020

Jacob

jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks

me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the meanest two faced bitch you will ever meet. He will act like he is into you and wants to be more than friends but he is secretly talking to 10 other hoes. He will talk bad about you behind your back and he will block you so he can pay attention to his other hoes. Jacobs are usually very attractive but their personality and inside is disgusting.

Omg what kind of person is he?
oh he's a Jacob.

by Madso June 25, 2020