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Jacob

The most kindest and annoying person you can meet but they are really lovable and loyal and totally does not try to make out with your brother and if you are friends with someone named Jacob RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN they will annoy you to death but they will also be your bests friend and he will also be you brother from another mother but seriously tho if you are friends with someone named Jacob you are very lucky to have them in your life.
Person: "Hey Jacob"
Jacob: "Yessssssssss"
Person: "Do you wanna be friends"
Jacob: "Heck yeah"
by Poop Woopy Doopy March 19, 2023
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Jacob Linville

Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!
Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
by PlutoniumGinger March 8, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is the sluttiest boy you will see in your life and is a huge show off and at the end of the day feel really bad for him.
Oh its jacob.
by Joe mam313 June 19, 2020
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Jacob

He’s one of, if not the most sweetest, caring, kind hearted souls you’ll ever meet. Genuinely an intellectual. A best friend, and can be an even more amazing partner. He is insecure but doesn’t share how he feels with anyone he isn’t very close to. Jacob is an amazing human being
I wish I had as much integrity as Jacob.
by Chafingeyebrows January 2, 2022
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jacob and cameron

jacob and cameron are two of the biggest assholes on planet earth. little bitch boys who are bad at games. go cry about it
person 1: they're cute

person 2: ew that's jacob and cameron... they're assholes
by koran valdisack August 12, 2023
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jacob peck

weirdest, gayest man in history.
is a TAURUS. (disgusting) and is a football junkie /neg

wants to be tobey maguire

(none of this is serious by the way)
"jacob peck is the gayest guy on the football team"

"yeah i also heard that he was a dick head to his girlfriend, what a loser."
by best person ever. <3 January 29, 2022
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Jacob

He’s a little pu**y no one really likes him but the act like it. I no one will know why he’s mad at you, why he’s so sensitive, and why his a cocky person. If u have a Jacob in your life please go ahead and move to mars. Only 1-3 people actually like Jacob, like honestly punch the first Jacob u see ( not really )...
Jacob is annoying
by Ali Attalla August 20, 2018
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