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Jacob Frost

A corpulent man with greasy, unkempt skin exudes an unpleasant stench that clings to the air around him. Deep creases in his flesh harbor patches of mold and smegma, hinting at years of neglect. His disheveled appearance and sour odor make his presence difficult to ignore.
The huzz spoke in hushed whispers about Jacob Frost, whose decrepit and grotesque appearance was matched only by the foul stench that lingered in his wake.
by Goondalf, the great December 23, 2024
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The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.
Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.

Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.
by bethicat January 10, 2025
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jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.
by Best Side Name October 16, 2019
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by Dave Roberto October 17, 2019
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the kind of guy who will take your virginity in a parking lot and cheat on you shortly afterwards
friend 1: that guy is hot
friend 2: careful, that’s jacob
friend 1: oh f*ck
by happycookie69 October 17, 2019
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Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019
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best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u
jacob the best
by jdish October 17, 2019
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