Girl- “Oh my god you dick is so big!”
Jacob Joyce- “Yeah I know.”
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A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!
Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
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He is a very short tempered person. He is very good at sports and likes to hang out with his mates. Although he might not be as smart as everyone he has a very big heart. He can get aggressive sometimes but he tends to make up for it. He has wild hair and always dresses up formally. He Taylor Jacobs tend to be very tall. He Taylor Jacobs might do things to fit in. He can also act gay in a friends way.
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When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips
My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”
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Jacob being Irish
Wain being English

foxy ass bitch that hates everyone and loves sex
by Definition People January 29, 2018
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Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.
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by jakey breaky March 14, 2023
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Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!
Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
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