in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom

"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

Rap God

The only one song that never gets old.
It was released 9 eras ago.
You expecting some sex reference? SORRY. You are a _____er.

guy1 : Am i the only guy that still is learning the lyrics of rap god?
guy2 : Wel; er.. er no?

by AbCd!2#4 July 4, 2023

god bee

a strange way of saying goodbye.

god bee my brug.. god bee

by Bobby Bob Jefferyjefsony August 21, 2023

God's Paintbrush

Someone That God Himself Handpicked To Illustrate The Goodness of Him & The Goodness of Life Thru Him Thru Song, Poetry, Prayer, Prophesy & Scripture or Any Other Means He Chooses

Wow The Way He/She Sang, Prayed, & Delivered The Word They Have To Be God's Paintbrush

by A Angel of God September 13, 2023

Despacito God

That one dickhead who thinks hes shit at art and is fucked up in the head but hes actually good at art and no one really cares

Despacito God> sipik do you hate me?
Sipik> nah man ur fine
Despacito God> fuckinell

by BeanSucc December 10, 2020

adventures of god

An awesome Webtoon about god's life and such

Person 1: Do you know Adventures of God?
Me: I love you, you are my New favourite person

by Natsuki x Yuri November 14, 2020