balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos

OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!

by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011

Tilted Hat

When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.

My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.

by Twodutchmary February 9, 2021

Percy Green Hat

The dangerous condition when the penis become gangreen. All likelyhood is that it will need to be amputated! bad times!

Oh bugger i wish i went to the doctor i now have a ''percy green hat''

by whitekanu May 27, 2010

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

hat

Sucking dick

A girl gave me hat last night.

by officialR3 January 5, 2018

Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012

super hat

MY WIF IS SUPER HAT OK

what is issys wif
IDK
ISSYS WIF IS SUPER HAT DUMBASS

by hat hat issy hat xx January 28, 2021