To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
Get the cranking the horsemug. by Sexydimma March 4, 2017
Get the horse dustmug. a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
Get the spider horsemug. "Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."
by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025
Get the Hobby Horsingmug. boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
by Sexydimma March 4, 2013
Get the putting words in the horse's mouthmug. boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral
by Sexydimma October 31, 2012
Get the putting words in the horse's mouthmug. A beautiful, intelligent creature with a sensitive soul. They can be ridden and have helped humans for thousands of years.
by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019
Get the Horsemug.