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green monster

Shoving a green dry erase marker up someone's ass leaving a scary green monster mark on their rectum.
Steve:"Hey guess what."
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"
by squall leonhart June 29, 2006
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Green Wing

British hospital comedy shown on Channel 4. Takes a lot from Scrubs, and the episodes are a bit hit and miss sometimes. Still, has golden moments.
The consultant radiologist is the best character.
by Dougal September 27, 2004
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Green Death

A mixed drink, composed of a 1:1 mix of Jagermeister and 190 proof Everclear.
A typical "single" of Green Death would be 1 1/2 oz of Jagermeister and 1 1/2 oz of Everclear, for a stiffer Jager experience.
by mike8989us1 December 21, 2008
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green tacos

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!
by tomcon5 February 28, 2009
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Green balls

When you are excited to get high on some good marijuana but you are either interrupted during smoking or don't bake an edible for long enough... And get only a little bit high kind of like getting dome from a chick only to have your parents walk in before you can finish. Green balls leads to temporary insanity and or feening for some more dank.
Yo man I was just sparking up my first bowl of the day when I was punched in the face by a member of the LBGT community I felt the initial effects of the bowl but got green balls when I couldn't finish it because of said gay/lesbian/bisexual/transexual being.
by Lord Dagon October 27, 2011
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Green Arrow

A gay pornographist who looks like a superhero who shoots his homo targets with sperm containing arrows.
I cannot Green Arrow got me preggo's . I look so-fat! I thought you were gay
Just sometimes I like apples "and bananas".
by ruckasboy March 16, 2017
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Green-eyed hater

A person who hates on something, who is not jealous of what they are hating on.

However, the fans of what they are hating on will always come back at them with the "you're just jealous" line
which is a very irritating comeback, because what do you say to such a retarded statement?

this is often seen on youtube for music videos for 'artists' who aren't actually talented, or random youtubers who have gained many sheep-like followers, all whom feel the need to raise their idol up above them like a god, and protect them like Golem protects his precious.
green-eyed hater: "Omg, the millionaires music freaking sucks, what is this garbage? their voices are so annoying."

other random youtuber: "NO! they're pretty, and talented, and you're just jealous that while you suffer from your meaningless life, they're going to be living it up on mtv laughing at you! you must not have a life if you look for their videos just to hate -rant-"

green-eyed hater: "Yes, i don't have a life because i took 5 seconds to type that comment, and I'm jealous of talentless whores, and...nevermind what's the point."
by JelloLove November 29, 2010
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