flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

small fly in the ointment

A flaw or imperfection that detracts from something positive.

The only small fly in the ointment in an otherwise perfect wedding day was the fact that the bride tripped when walking down the aisle.

by Hgjw February 14, 2018

Penis Fly Trap

Another word for a vagina

TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.

by TEEJA May 6, 2018

Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf

The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.

by FlyingFlutist December 26, 2016

flying eagle

Laying on top of your girl while fucking her anal hole while she is in the doggystyle position while holing your hands out to the side

Sean preformed a flying eagle on Chanelle last night.

by That one anonymous December 31, 2016

venis fly trap

When a girl tightens her pussy around the dick

She hit the venis fly trap on me

by Venis fly trap January 6, 2017

Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017