The fly on the car

When you’re already having a bad day and then something else happens and it just tips you over the edge.

Origin: Like when you swerve off the road and your car is teetering on a cliff edge and your weight is just barely keeping it from falling off the mountain. But then a fly lands on the car and you plummet over the edge of the cliff.
*accidentally sharts on an already bad day* “ah man, well ain’t that just the fly on the car!”
by Fatimama December 18, 2024
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flying bread

Idfk, its just some bread it flys around your room
flying bread. it just flys around what did u expect?
by RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBALLSS August 15, 2022
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pop fly

To pop a fly means to ask an open ended-question
My son asked a pop fly as I flipped the pancakes
by danothedino May 14, 2023
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Bong-fly

Noun.
A fly that is friendly, curious and somewhat annoying, as they fly through smoke or sit on the bong in a cheeky manner.
They are also supposedly reincarnate stoner's.
This bong-fly is a beast, bro.
by Dilge December 04, 2021
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Fly Ball

Whenever you rub one out and you get too excited and it hits you in the face.
I.e. Heath was watching nugget porn at the dinner table and got to excited and fly ball went into his beard.
by ManvoiceMonday November 28, 2021
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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
by SomeFancyCashews March 28, 2018
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