Fake Fan

When somebody gets jealous because you met their fave and their broke to broke to meet them
Ugh he’s such a “fake fan
by Daniels bae November 27, 2017
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Fake Fan

Aaron doubting Sarah's love for superheros
Super hot blonde " I have the same outfit"

Not as hot blonde " B******t"

Super hot blonde " Fake fan over here"
by Chickenhead27 September 17, 2021
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Fake fan

Someone that just watched a walkthrough of a specific game, just watched a trailer of a specific movie, or just listened to a song by a specific musician, and now call themselves the biggest fan alive.
Luke calls himself the biggest Zelda fan, because he likes the creepy pasta and played breath of the wild on my switch once. So in my eyes he’s just a fake fan.
by H0TLINE October 12, 2017
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fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
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fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.
Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.
by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019
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FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 04, 2020
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Fake Ass Truffle

A term used to describe the presence of any substance that mimics the flavor of real truffle, such as 2,4-dithiapentane, but is not properly disclosed as an artificial flavor. Such substances are often represented as “natural flavor” on ingredient lists to trick consumers into believing they are receiving added value.
The bougie diva hyped her pricey truffled ziti, but got punk’d ‘cause it was just Fake Ass Truffle.
by Truffle Idaho December 28, 2024
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