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DONKEY

1 from shrek
DONKEY GET OUT OF ME SWAMP
by GabbieStan21 January 23, 2019
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Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
by Demkitties February 6, 2019
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Lava Donkey

(n) big booty girl who enjoys bukkake
Tracy had a 10 person bukkake orgy. She’s a true Lava Donkey
by LCFIT February 7, 2019
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Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham
I have Donkey phlegm
by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018
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donkey

a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek
urr look it da ugly donkey donker
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Slaying donkeys on tinder

Someone who goes on tinder to sleep with fat chicks
Pat spends his weekends slaying donkeys on tinder
by King2103 October 4, 2018
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Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
by pctv guy October 9, 2018
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