Charlie

A Charlie is a lean mean fighting machine, many of them destine grow up to lead many into battle. They all wield their penis’s with great confidence as they average 9ft in length and 3ft in circumference. It is told that these mighty penis’s are indestructible with full flexibility and elastic ability allowing the Charlie to whip its penis aprox 15ft farther than its natural length. It is important to be wary around a Charlie, insulting one could end with a penis wack to the face.

Factoid: Charlie’s have the largest penis’s in the galaxy, the longest surpassing a mile in length and 10 meters in circumference

Factoid: Charlie’s are the only species know to be able to complete full body masterbation

Ohhhhh shit Charlie’s massive penis is to damn strong

by Hippity Hoppity Women are .... May 2, 2019

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Charlie

Charlie is a rizzler who always pulls by just walking into the room, not only by his majestic face and his stature of a greek god, you can see his monster cock through his pants! How does he walk with that 15 incher! He always is the guy paying for everything, the one that's there for you at your lowest, he can be funny, charismatic and last of all, he's kinda freaky... Hes always the guy in the club picking up a whole crowd of girls, his hobbies include, looksmaxxing, playing football, fortnite, and pulling girls at the club.

"omg, look at that guy, hes so cute, muscular, handsome, and look at the shape of that monster cock on his pants!!"
"fr! He must be a charlie"

by chiggysmalls March 4, 2024

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Charlie Bear shot

When you pour a shot glass to the brim.

Exe.

1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.

by JoeyOTL December 30, 2023

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Good time Charlie

A person with a certain level of responsibility, such as a police officer or military. Who basically fucks off on their duties party, do/sell drugs, etc.

“You swear an oath to protect citizens above yourself every time you wear that uniform, but we all know you’re just a good time Charlie…you’re under arrest for taking bribes, drug trafficking, and solicitation of a prostitute. Hand over your badge and gun. And the other gun. And the other one, and the other, and that one…..”

by Xxjuggalo_killaxX592 August 8, 2023

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