ChRisTiAniSm

A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
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political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018
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Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.

Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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pulling a Christian

Sending nudes to every girl even if they they don't want it. Even if they say they don't want the nudes Keep sending nudes until they send something that excites you sexually.
Omg he you got bra pics, you must have been pulling a Christian
by Eeyyyy baby333 May 23, 2016
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Christian

Someone with a soul and mind as deep as the inner most parts of the earth, and a heart that gives definition to the word “Gentleness.” In his smile and laugh you find peace and safety, assured that you can be yourself and still be precious in his eyes. Someone with a character of integrity and unwavering goodness, his view of the world and people an inspiration, someone you can learn from and who will always believe in and encourage you. A shoulder to cry on. A friend to laugh with. You can trust him with your heart in the most delicate of ways. His ability to understand and listen is the most precious gift, and he cares deeply for those he loves.
When I can’t trust anyone with myself, I’ll trust Christian
by coffeeinthenighttime November 22, 2021
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Christianity

Something that gen z should have stayed well away from.
Mixing Christianity and Gen z is like mixing toothpaste and orange juice.
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