could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
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Real kendrick hours

The time of day where u listen to Kendrick Lamar. From 12 am to 12 am
Barry: what are you listening to
Cornelius: jcole

Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
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But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.
But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.
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Real Nigga Shit

Used after someone does something which they think is great they may say "it's that real nigga shit". This word was created by Josh Tetteh after he got a fresh trim.
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hang real

Faithful, dependable. Common Rio Linda phrasing.
If she quit talking to George that’s her bad. He’s the only one that would hang real!
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real campers

Someone who thinks they are better campers because they don't use power and luxuries (as they call them). People camping with power laugh at them while they pack up in the rain.
"Oh look at those not real campers because they are using a Keurig"
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