Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

jesse alba

Straigt Beast.

That Gay skates like Jesse Alba.

by FRSHBOOB March 31, 2017

delson alabre

A person with a "Monster" sized penis and if commonly known as the alpha of any group.

"Oh yeah he's the Delson Alabre of the group"

"I slept with him and he is a major Delson Alabre"

by Savage_God30 May 26, 2018

Flaming Alabama

The sexual act of shitting in a relatives vagina, then lighting it on fire.

"Rob actually managed a flaming Alabama, he's disgusting!"
"Was it his sister?"

by JustFriendsForNow September 17, 2018

justin albachten

A slutbag who likes men preferably under the age of 13.

Woooooww, that dude is being Justin Albachten right now, un-groovy.

by Noah Spurbeck February 19, 2019

Emmanuel Ababio

This boy is foolish. jk this boy doesnt like school. OLIVIA MELLOR AND HIM ARE IN LOOOOVEEE. From Jedidja. Oliwia S and Anthony... You go to St Raphaels Catholic Primary School

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by Anthony and Jedidja May 2, 2019

Sparkling Alabama Peach

A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.

Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday

by Usuallyacaringguy June 28, 2019