Tom

A person who really annoys you in maths and seal and he calls you a nonce snd never gives you back your pen he borrowed off you

“Tom please stop”

by Noncey Ked February 7, 2019

Tom

A young foreign boy who is diabetic and sucks on his own genders genitals. He is praised by the homosexuals as the "gay lord". He is also an IRA member with tublord Oisin Cummins

You're such a Tom (Translation) You're such a gaylord

by Mr.MK October 14, 2019

The Tom

not to be mistaken for peeping tom, a tall leader of a grassy country (usually in Europe)

I consider the leader of Poland "The Tom"

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Tom

Ultimate shredder, founding member of shredrin clan and could fuck anyone’s wife at the snap of his finger

Yoo did you see how lean Tom looks? Yea it’s because he is shredding

by MasterShredder May 28, 2021

Tom

The guy on the couch that rolls killer joints, all day, and makes women moist!

Tell tom to get off the couch and roll that fucking joint..

by pseudomane May 25, 2019

Tom

A sophisticated person from Brit land who thinks both the left and the right are lunatics is better at bloodstrike than rage

Today I saw a Tom

by To. November 28, 2024

Tom

She likes your mom
Her penis is like this big | |

Omg, Tom just passed by, look at her GIGANTIC penis!

by bestdickinthegalaxy November 23, 2021