What happens when u'v replaced a social life for a computer, found this site then tried to reintroduce yourself back into society only to realize what u should've known in the first place...your a douche and no amount of "urban" lingo will ever change that!
Douche: Hey friend
Dudes: .......
Douche: I have this flirtationship I have to work on....later
Dude#1: What a fucking douche!
Dude#2: Its The Urban Dictionary Effect....Created a whole douche renaissance
Dude#1: *Takes his own life*
Dude#2 Now spends his days in Asia dodging std's and campaigning against the spread of douchyness with the popular campaign slogan "WTF". Through education and economic incentives all for the ultimate goal of reforming article 7 of the Rome Statue of the international criminal court to include Douchyness as a crime against humanity and therefore punishable by death.
Dudes: .......
Douche: I have this flirtationship I have to work on....later
Dude#1: What a fucking douche!
Dude#2: Its The Urban Dictionary Effect....Created a whole douche renaissance
Dude#1: *Takes his own life*
Dude#2 Now spends his days in Asia dodging std's and campaigning against the spread of douchyness with the popular campaign slogan "WTF". Through education and economic incentives all for the ultimate goal of reforming article 7 of the Rome Statue of the international criminal court to include Douchyness as a crime against humanity and therefore punishable by death.
by Fuzzworth2000 June 11, 2011
either a current boyfriend that jerks off their ego or someone with that name themselves jerking off their ego
guy 1: dude i just searched my name up on urban dictionary
guy 2: nice what did it say
guy 1: it said im great in every way
guy 2: thats pretty inaccurate
guy 1: yeah i hate names on urban dictionary
guy 2: nice what did it say
guy 1: it said im great in every way
guy 2: thats pretty inaccurate
guy 1: yeah i hate names on urban dictionary
by an exhausted fisherman December 14, 2020
Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.
by someonefromearth January 10, 2010
by Melonfuckarr September 08, 2015
When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
by P.C.A. April 16, 2015
umad?
by invisibleunknown July 14, 2011
Im going to post that on Urban Dictionary! No, dont bother mate, the Editors Of Urban Dictionary are retarded!
by LovingEverySecond June 27, 2010